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Dear Mr. President, The Wind Is Blowing And The Anus Of The Chicken Has Been Exposed

BY Juma · January 28, 2024 08:01 am

KEY POINTS

Mr. President, you have barely been in office for one and a half years and Kenyans are already tired. Have you ever asked yourself why those who are tired of you are those who overwhelmingly voted for you?

KEY TAKEAWAYS

Kenyans are not as stupid and as naive as they used to be. Nowadays they see, and you sir, you are a marked man. Kenyans have marked you and before you even speak, they already know that you want to lie.

Dear Mr. President, I know you have had some bad days lately. And today is your day of prayers and intercession, I would hate to be the one to ruin it for you and Mama Rachel to go down on your knees and cry unto the Lord for this sinful and disrespectful nation.

Mr. President, on a bad day, the wind blows, and when it does, the anus of the chicken is exposed. That day has been hitting more than the members of Dini ya Msambwa, worshippers of Jehovah Wanyonyi, hit their drums.

I know where you are you are raging with fury, cursing the Judiciary whom you have vowed to defy, cursing those miscreants from Meru who shouted at you like a kid reducing you to pleading like an area Assistant Chief pleading for a chicken thief to return it to the owner.

Mr. President, sir, you deserve everything that is coming at you. You have nobody to blame but yourself. But as they say, you cannot shame them shameless, and you sir, you are shameless and never keep your word.

Mr. President, people are tired of your words and lies. Those surrounding you will not tell you this because they are around you not to help you, but to eat. They don’t care whether you fail. They pretend to care when you are mocked but they give no damn.

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You are a liar. And the worst is, you lie every time you open your mouth. Kenyans are not as stupid and as naive as they used to be. Nowadays they see, and you sir, you are a marked man. Kenyans have marked you and before you even speak, they already know that you want to lie.

Mr. President, you have barely been in office for one and a half years and Kenyans are already tired. Have you ever asked yourself why those who are tired of you are those who overwhelmingly voted for you?

Mr. President, you have stripped the Presidency of the honor and the respect it always had. You have been too available, always on top of cars sweating and lying and Kenyans are tired. But do you care? If you did care, the first thing you would have done is spare Kenyans the noise and you and your people take this nation to hell or whatever you want to. Just don’t shout while doing it because we shall tell you.

Mr. President, they say when a clown takes over a reign, the palace becomes a circus. And we don’t want to believe that is what is happening but every day you work hard to prove that indeed you and what we want to pretend you aren’t.

I only have one thing, Mr. President, learn to listen. Learn to read the signs. Thank you.

Please go and pray. Don’t mind me.

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Juma is an enthusiastic journalist who believes that journalism has power to change the world either negatively or positively depending on how one uses it. (020) 528 0222 or Email: info@sokodirectory.com

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