Dear Kenyans: Please do not interrupt me

Dear Kenyans,

My name is Steve Biko Wafula, I hail from Webuye, Malaha Village and I have reached the end of my reasoning as a Kenyan because my anger on the outright theft happening in this country has pushed me over the ledge. I can’t continue being a normal Kenyan unless that means I applaud and support what is happening.

As a normal person, this is wrong, repugnant to what is right and an affront to every citizen who works sweats blood and sleeps hungry just to pay taxes for the few to steal.

The only way I can keep living in Kenya and mind my own is to join the thieves and enjoy the life they leading…the only way I can stop having an epic battle with my conscience is by either rioting on the streets or joining the thieves in the kitchen.

I know President Uhuru will send the killer squad of police, who are underpaid, under-equipped to tear gas me, to beat me up if I riot on the streets. Nonetheless, am a skinny dude, one blow from those corrupt, hungry cops and I will be in a coma at KNH for months. So that means I will join the thieves…

I will steal as much as I can lay my hands and eyes on

I will rob those that have so that I can have too…

Please, dear Kenyans, do not interrupt me as I do this, the same way you never interrupted the NYS, Youth Fund and KFS thieves to rob from us, what was meant for our medicines, our hospitals, our cancer screening machines…

I will kill, I will maime, I will hurt those that I see have made it and I have not

I will plan, plot and scheme to hurt those not from my tribe that I don’t like….

Please, dear Kenyans, do not interrupt me as I enjoy my blood of sacrifice, the same way you never interrupted the killers who have murdered our youth when we demanded better elections, better governance, better lives for us all in the streets as we championed democracy…

I will lie, I will cheat, I will gossip to destroy the well-being of my neighbors

I will beat, I will harass, I will detain and destroy everyone from a tribe I don’t like

Please, dear Kenyans, do not interrupt me as I enjoy the essence of being a manipulator, the same way you never interrupted our leaders from lying, cheating, scheming to us about our neighbors from other tribes, because it didn’t suit their political story…

I will bribe. I will corrupt anyone I meet to achieve my end

I will bribe the cops so that I can drive a faulty car and kill many to my amusement

I will corrupt civil servants so that I can supply a pen for KES 200,000 per item so that I can buy that V8

I will facilitate the lands ministry official so that I can get that land that belongs to the neighbor from the tribe I don’t like…

Please, dear Kenyans, do not interrupt me as I do this for my well-being, the same way you never interrupted the cops who let faulty cars on our roads hence numerous accidents, or the same way you said they have a right to tender to those who supplied to Ministry of Health, containers at inflated rates…

Dear Kenyans, it’s my turn too, to eat for I am tired of being angry as you just turn the other cheek. This time, turn your cheek one more time for me.