Kenyan MPs Now Want Blind Experts to Massage Them at the Gym

Kenyan Members of Parliament never stops to amaze and they never seem to stop disappointing. Kenyans, out of desperation, we have called them names; wolves, hyenas, pigs, corrupt and fools, but they seem to be enjoying the names.

Days after some MPs were accused of receiving between 10,000 and 30,000 shillings to reject a sugar report that touched on the lives of millions of Kenyans, the hungry MPs are back with other shocking and daring demands.

The honorable members are now demanding for special experts to be dispatched to their gym for special massaging services. According to the MPs, these experts must be blind and gotten from Machakos School for the Blind.

David Sankok, a nominated Member of Parliament says that blind masseurs are better at their job, whatever that means.

The honorable members also want a catering department with a variety of foods as well as a display menu and they want it done as soon as possible.

Interesting But Funny Facts about Members of Parliament in Kenya

They always thrive on noise. In the Kenyan parliament, the one who shouts the loudest often has their way. The meaning of democracy in our parliament has been made to refer to he who shouts the loudest.

It is always about them. History shows that 99 percent of Kenyan Members of Parliament only go there to amass wealth and never about the affairs of those who elected them. They are always thinking of ways they can increase their salaries and other avenues of getting money other than through salaries.

They are always opposed to things that might make their electorate better. For many years, they have refused to approve the construction of cancer centers in the countries. Some of them have died of cancer but they always die in expensive hospitals and sometimes abroad.