Avoid These Names While In The Village

Christmas is done. Millions moved back into their rural areas to celebrate. What remains is the new year and everything will fall into place. It is good to celebrate with family and friends this festive season but it is important to remember that January is coming.

Nobody goes to their rural areas during Christmas or any other time to make money. The truth is, due to high poverty levels in most of the rural areas, those who go there from the “big city” go there to spend and give out money. Not to make.

While in the village, many will come to greet you. They will smile long enough for you to notice. The longer you take to reach out to your wallet, the longer they smile, and if you do not fish out your wallet, they go away very disappointed.

Now, while in the village and celebrating, avoid the following names:

1. Chairman
2. Mkuu
3. Banzenga
4. Mwenyekiti
5. Mzinga
6. Mzuka
7. MCA
8. Governor
9. Mama County
10. Kiongozi
11. Nabii
12. The G
13. Ni Wewe
14. Nikikuona Nakula Poa
15. Baby (from a stranger)
16. Mkubwa
17. CEO
18. Chebukati
19. Cherera Mwenyewe
20. Mambo Mbaya

The reason we at Soko Directory are telling you this for free is that January is coming. The beauty of December is that we eat chicken and their products. When January comes, we start eating like chicken and turning into motivational speakers.

January is also the month that many people make enemies. It is the month that many are broke and friends who are broke ask money from other friends who are broke and get nothing thinking they have been denied, hence making enemies.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, celebrate. Make merry. But please put aside something that will get you back to work. Also, know that January is coming and it might not be kind to you. Also, know that kids are going back to school in January.