Vote Out These Hungry Hyenas And Stop Whining

On Thursday, the current National Assembly had its last sitting. This is to give them time to back to “the people” to seek a “fresh mandate” so that they can be given permission by Kenyans to loot from them, kill and rape them for the next five years.

The current parliament goes down in history as the most aloof, the most corrupt dominated by convicts, attempted murderers, academic dwarfs, and hungry human beings whose main agenda is to eat to sweat and seek medication over constipation issues.

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On their last sitting, each member of Parliament awarded themselves 5.8 million shillings as a “sendoff package.” According to these hyenas, they have done so much work for us and they need a kingly sendoff of 5.8 million shillings each.

At the same time, the hungry wolves resolved that if any one of them retires or loses an election, he or she will have to receive 180,000 shillings per month for life. This means, that whether they win or lose, your taxes will still fund their lifestyles.

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Kenyans have a habit of electing pathetic leaders without being forced and then wail for the next five years. They elect hyenas to take care of the sheep and when the sheep start to disappear they start to loudly wonder why. We deserve everything we have.

The reason why we have so many fools in the National Assembly is that we are well-represented. Those hyenas do not elect themselves into the National Assembly. It is we who elect and put them there.  The time has come for us to make the same mistake.

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With an election less than two months away, Kenya has seen the sprouting of so many forests in the name of “political parties.” These are kiosks that sell politicians to Kenyans. Now, in these forests, the monkeys never change. They keep on hopping from one forest to another.

In Kenya, we are busy changing forests while maintaining the same monkeys and expecting different results. We are putting hyenas in charge of sheep and when sheep start to get lost we loudly wonder why. We are fools and we should come out of that folly.

One King Kaka called us wajinga. Fools. And he was right. Sometimes our foolishness stinks to the higher heavens. The most sickening thing is, as Kenyans, we never want to admit that we are the epitome of foolishness when it comes to making political decisions.

Our foolishness is the reason this country will continue being in the hands of the least qualified, the corrupt, thieves, rapists, and drug dealers. It is the reason why our future generations will always be born into poverty as wealth flows into the pockets of few.

Dear Kenyans, Kenyan politicians do not care about you. The earlier you realize that, the better. They give no damn about you. Whether you die or you live is none of their damn business. They only care about their interests and their interests alone.

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