Here Is Uhuru Kenyatta's Retirement Package

Here Is Uhuru Kenyatta’s Retirement Package

By Juma / Published July 26, 2022 | 10:57 am

KEY POINTS

The taxpayer will have to pay him 32 million shillings as a one-off, to thank him for the good work he has done as one of the most-progressive digital presidents of Kenya. He will then be paid 1.2 million shillings per month as a pension, for the rest of his life.

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KEY TAKEAWAYS

Kenyans will pay Uhuru Kenyatta 200,000 monthly for his entertainment. He will be free to use the cash. He can even invite a live band to entertain him every month. Despite having a house of his own, we shall pay him 300,000 per month as house allowance.

President Uhuru Kenyatta is expected to retire after the elections on August 9, 2022. The Son of Jomo, who is also the Chair of Azimio has led the country for two terms and is expected to hand over the House on Hill to the next family to occupy.

As he plans to leave, the taxpayer will have to pay him 32 million shillings as a one-off, to thank him for the good work he has done as one of the most-progressive digital presidents of Kenya. He will then be paid 1.2 million shillings per month as a pension, for the rest of his life.

At the same time, Kenyans will pay Uhuru Kenyatta 200,000 monthly for his entertainment. He will be free to use the cash. He can even invite a live band to entertain him every month. Despite having a house of his own, we shall pay him 300,000 per month as house allowance.

If you thought that is enough, take a glass of water and sit down. We shall also pay Uhuru Kenyatta 300,000 shillings per month for his electricity and water. We shall make sure that he has security 24/7, give him 4 cars and 4 drivers.

Now, as the politics rage on, as the government continues to accumulate debts, the big men and women who will be going into retirement will have to eat, and they will have to eat well and we shall have to ensure that this happens no matter what.

Governors who are finishing their second term are also demanding a “send-off” package for the good work they have done in plundering and impoverishing their counties. They say they want cars, secretaries, offices, security, house allowance, and monthly pension for themselves and their spouses for life.

As the Bukusu say, “Khabusie”! Let the day break.

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